Under a literal definition, assuming we were a horse, being a stallion is a good thing. Contrary to popular myth, the boss is the “lead mare” (a female) while the stallion is the protector of the herd – basically, he takes orders and direction from the female. My household hierarchy strongly resembles that of the equine world!
Barnum and Bailey had the “Greatest show on Earth” and brought life to the Big Top – Cacties is committed to having the greatest boxer on Earth and is focuses on what really happens under the big top.
Our woven boxer short features 2 front pleats and a relaxed elastic waist band. The mid-front and mid-back feature flat elastic so the boxers feel like they just hang on your sides. A six and a half inch inseam make this longer legged boxer a true boxer even after the lead mare washes them – no more boxers to boy shorts in a split second! We split the side vents with a star tack and used yarn dyed 100% cotton 100/2s twill with a light garment wash to give these shorts a “second to none” feel. The rear features a gusset back for comfort and discourages your shorts from venturing across the enemy line. The icing on the cake is the pearl snap front fly – no reason to let the” greatest show on earth” escape from the tent.

Note – these boxers are measured on the relaxed size – no need to order a pair larger than your waist